Future Not-So-Hot Mess

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Aug 1
wank-r:

wank-r:

(Source: foodfinisher)

Aug 1

arthur-recaps:

me when i diet

Aug 1
blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)

Aug 1
bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

Aug 1

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

(Source: auxiliaryanimorphs)

Aug 1
nippled:

2009 me was very wary of akon

nippled:

2009 me was very wary of akon

Aug 1

painislove2:

I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. 

Aug 1

ruinedchildhood:

When Internet Explorer asks to be your default browser.

Aug 1

(Source: yaoifuck)

Aug 1
Aug 1

jonnovstheinternet:

getting a hand job with an oven mitt because you’re too hot to handle

Aug 1

haibara-yuuya:

*MICKEY MOUSE VOICE* YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD

(Source: diabolicalhardcore)